darknessisrisingandsoismyboner:
I am a unicorn.
I can cast a stunning spell. “Stupefy!”
aww Im normal still. Darn tumblr surfing naked.
Zelda shirt. I win.
Mine says “show me yours” with winking eyes.
Sexual goddess? X-ray vision?
NOTHINGNESS
IS
ETERNAAAALL
yeah I’m not wearing one lawl.
Striped… turtleneck… powers?
OH, I KNOW
I bring warmth to all necks~….that’s stupid never mind :c
holy shit guys I’M LINK.
i’m spiderman and i have the power to be amazing
i prevent suicide. LIKE A BOSS.
The powers of a 70s workout shirt cut from a Colorado shirt..
Vixen powers, awaken!
(Source: otomegane)